I heard you making speeches up there
I saw you milking this Tipper Gore
Lard whale with a spatula
With smooth even strokes
Your lover snores obsidian bubbles
I have never felt like such a jerk in my life
Somebody find a nurse
Somebody get the methadone
Everybody knows I’m a jerk
We’re all dancing on the Love carpet
Singing with Shirley
Yeah, making sure well-known objects
And their shapes are well destroyed
It’s your party, but
I’m tired of taking orders
Everybody knows I’m a jerk
(c) 1991, 2014, Jim Lemanowicz
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